i went through my xanga just now, in a moment of distraction from WRITING THIS DAMN ESSAY, and i found some interesting things.
example:
"and just as a note to myself, i need to go buy more milk. because our milk passed the expiration date two days ago. and yesterday i didnt know and i had a bowl of lucky charms. and i was feeling pretty lucky and pretty charmed. it tasted pretty damn good. then, later, barb asked me if i had smelled the milk. and when i asked her why she was liek, "oh i dont know. it expired yesterday. we should prolly throw it out before it starts to smell". then, wanted to kill her a little bit for not telling me.luckily i didnt have watery diarrhea poo. its prolly cuz of those lucky charms. i guess they work, kids!!"
and theres also:
"the killers have a new album out!! i am going to marry brandon flowers and have his kids!! but only after i finish my accy homework so i guess i must get cracking!!"
and then:
"last night i had a dream about flamingos. but i dont remember anything else about it. and also, i stole a sandwich, 3 pears and an orange from the dining hall today."
i am really really weird. i guess.